lofty-cries:

Why can’t everyone I wanna meet be like 10 minutes away

(Source: kn0wings)


stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

I am so ready to go home and sleep forever

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo)


literallysame:

I hate this website so much

(Source: seductivelysalad)

gohomesuperwholockurdrunk:

katielnovak:

coluring:

bigbootytoody:

bingvevo:

bingvevo:

hiseriousimdad:

hiseriousimdad:

lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

Vagina

Vagouta

Dildo

Dildon’t

Condom

Coffdom

Penis

Penisn’t

(Source: lubricates)

Drake Help Me Through This

(Source: fingerblaster113)


deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

(Source: adrianivashkov)

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

image

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows)