How to have sex
  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger
Anonymous asked:
Are you homophobic?

dynastylnoire:

jadathedirector:

No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

the christian way to say you’re homophobic.



(Source: smalldutchboy)

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

I AM A JOKE


tianaofmaldonia:

End credits of Toy Story 2


crystallized-teardrops:

helenaphan:

Killed that shit

he still got it

He’s the best

(Source: triplecute)

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
Irish proverb  (via paradiche)

(Source: iheartloons)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving